Tailfidpodbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty troll.

Tailfidpodbaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailfidpodbaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tailfidpodbaf, he will turn you into a rock.

Tailfidpodbaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tailfidpodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near ducks while wearing white shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing fawn trousers and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

5. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.