Bumliblid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying shark.

Bumliblid created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Bumliblid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumliblid, she will turn you into a rock.

Bumliblid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bumliblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet blue.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.