Carhitsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, ruthless chicken.

Carhitsig created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Carhitsig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Carhitsig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Carhitsig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Carhitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Carhitsig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.