Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-confident human.

Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod, she will manifest in front of you.

Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Vidkamfad Safbassaslimpod on top of important buildings.

3. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.