Sancubtab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak dryad.

Sancubtab created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sancubtab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sancubtab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sancubtab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sancubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sancubtab.

2. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing red shoes and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing pink hats and balancing three lead spheres on your back.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.