Cipveenquag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, tranquil horse.

Cipveenquag created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipveenquag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipveenquag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cipveenquag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cipveenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cipveenquag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Always take life seriously.