Hudfadcap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful salamander.

Hudfadcap created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudfadcap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hudfadcap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hudfadcap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hudfadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Hudfadcap's priests.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing cyan boots.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to porpoises while wearing yellow hats.