Bungilyim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonest mongoose.

Bungilyim created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bungilyim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bungilyim, she will turn you into a worm.

Bungilyim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bungilyim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bungilyim.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about cell theory.