Zan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing grasshopper.

Zan created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zan, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not keep nine doves in a large pit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Do not take Zan's name in vain.