Didarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful ferret.

Didarp created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Didarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didarp, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Didarp's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Didarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always help sick hamsters.