Rigortbaftagbodwonmat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing yak.

Rigortbaftagbodwonmat created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigortbaftagbodwonmat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigortbaftagbodwonmat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rigortbaftagbodwonmat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Rigortbaftagbodwonmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from magenta tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigortbaftagbodwonmat.

5. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.