Farngarpig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud clam.

Farngarpig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farngarpig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farngarpig, she will turn you into a plant.

Farngarpig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Farngarpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan coats.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.