Bedkabyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish dryad.

Bedkabyarp created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkabyarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bedkabyarp, she will make you grow a tail.

Bedkabyarp's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bedkabyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedkabyarp.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. You must love Bedkabyarp.