Poncadwit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome scorpion.

Poncadwit created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Poncadwit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Poncadwit, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Poncadwit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Poncadwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing pink scarves and balancing seven platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Hide from green eagles for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Poncadwit in the centre of the settlement.