Bafmisnat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unfair penguin.

Bafmisnat created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmisnat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafmisnat, she will come to you in dreams.

Bafmisnat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bafmisnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Never feed nuts to snails while wearing corsets.