Watzoggab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Watzoggab created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watzoggab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watzoggab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Watzoggab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Watzoggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed lentils to great tits while wearing shorts.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always treat snakes with great respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.