Boddabfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Boddabfarn created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Boddabfarn, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Boddabfarn, he will turn you into a snail.

Boddabfarn's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Boddabfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark energy.

2. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Do not hurt eagles.