Ragbogbell is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, all-knowing squid.

Ragbogbell created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbogbell, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragbogbell, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ragbogbell's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ragbogbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing red scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your arms.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat green fruit.