Rulltafaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring giraffe.

Rulltafaf created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltafaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rulltafaf, he will turn you into a worm.

Rulltafaf's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Rulltafaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never go into orange rooms.