Yakfatwad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident mole.

Yakfatwad created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakfatwad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yakfatwad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yakfatwad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Yakfatwad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not covet oxen.