Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient sheep.

Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fudceptiklarn Megbidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue skirts.

2. Never feed peas to hamsters while wearing hats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing violet shorts and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.