Mapsadbom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair clam.

Mapsadbom created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mapsadbom, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mapsadbom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mapsadbom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mapsadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mapsadbom on top of all buildings.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not make images of living things.