Afdogdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, sage aardvark.

Afdogdag created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Afdogdag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Afdogdag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Afdogdag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Afdogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.