Mifnatstan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart chicken.

Mifnatstan created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnatstan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifnatstan, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mifnatstan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mifnatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mifnatstan's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never write about ultrasonics.