Tigbastdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered zebra.

Tigbastdob created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigbastdob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tigbastdob, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tigbastdob's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tigbastdob's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never eat bark.