Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful weasel.

Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to nematodes while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Haddapbonkip Fadbabdum.

5. Never wear yellow coats.