Rawtinquart Bimwotmat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow donkey.

Rawtinquart Bimwotmat created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtinquart Bimwotmat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawtinquart Bimwotmat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rawtinquart Bimwotmat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rawtinquart Bimwotmat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help cats.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.