Mapkinwig Rutthamrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast unicorn.

Mapkinwig Rutthamrow created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapkinwig Rutthamrow, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mapkinwig Rutthamrow, it will be very sad.

Mapkinwig Rutthamrow's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Mapkinwig Rutthamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Feed all hungry ants.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Pray towards the north.