Lenbotran is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic dingo.

Lenbotran created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbotran, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lenbotran, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Lenbotran's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lenbotran's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.