Wipligrul is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish jellyfish.

Wipligrul created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipligrul, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wipligrul, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wipligrul's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wipligrul's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about black holes.