Gigkimgup is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, annoying bat.

Gigkimgup created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gigkimgup, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gigkimgup, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gigkimgup's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gigkimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to cats while wearing turquoise corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Gigkimgup must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must love Gigkimgup.

5. Fast once a month.