Fasdubvinyam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest shrew.

Fasdubvinyam created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasdubvinyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasdubvinyam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fasdubvinyam's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fasdubvinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not bounce in public.