Bugtipstanfudwad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, annoying yak.

Bugtipstanfudwad created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bugtipstanfudwad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bugtipstanfudwad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bugtipstanfudwad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bugtipstanfudwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.