Bossbastdav is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, astonishing octopus.

Bossbastdav created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Bossbastdav, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossbastdav, he will be very sad.

Bossbastdav's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bossbastdav's Holy Commandments

1. Bossbastdav loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sit in the presence of squirrels.