Sitnartnig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent wyrm.

Sitnartnig created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitnartnig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sitnartnig, he will try to impress you with trees.

Sitnartnig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Sitnartnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near rats while wearing pink shirts.

3. You must love Sitnartnig.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.