Badflapbon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient fox.

Badflapbon created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badflapbon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badflapbon, he will not invite you to parties.

Badflapbon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Badflapbon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Badflapbon.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Badflapbon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Badflapbon on top of all buildings.