Pibgepvig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented deer.

Pibgepvig created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgepvig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pibgepvig, it will turn you into a worm.

Pibgepvig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pibgepvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention eagles.