Henfotomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic squirrel.

Henfotomt created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henfotomt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Henfotomt, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Henfotomt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Henfotomt's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the west.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Henfotomt on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Henfotomt.

4. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.