Govwabxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring wombat.

Govwabxuc created oxygen eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govwabxuc, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govwabxuc, he will turn you into a slug.

Govwabxuc's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Govwabxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never write about stars.