Spagdinnat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, self-assured wren.

Spagdinnat created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagdinnat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Spagdinnat, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Spagdinnat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Spagdinnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not keep five aardvarks in a large pit.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never wear violet tights.