Komsisrig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart shrew.

Komsisrig created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Komsisrig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Komsisrig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Komsisrig's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Komsisrig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight bats approach from the east.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.