Kenbadstragtag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome gorilla.

Kenbadstragtag created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenbadstragtag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenbadstragtag, it will ignore you.

Kenbadstragtag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kenbadstragtag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Always stare at clouds.