Vigceblik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent lizard.

Vigceblik created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigceblik, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigceblik, she will turn you into a worm.

Vigceblik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Vigceblik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vigceblik six times a day.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. You must love Vigceblik.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never go into purple rooms.