Cibsisnill is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Cibsisnill created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibsisnill, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cibsisnill, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cibsisnill's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cibsisnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.