Bumweekam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful beaver.

Bumweekam created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumweekam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bumweekam, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bumweekam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bumweekam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five copper sculptures of Bumweekam on top of important buildings.

2. Hide from pink cats for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near badgers while wearing cyan rings and balancing eight zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Retreat if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. You must never eat limes.