Gedxemtamshav is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, astonishing
coyote.
Gedxemtamshav created the planet Venus six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedxemtamshav, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gedxemtamshav, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Gedxemtamshav's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Gedxemtamshav's Holy Commandments1. Hide if eight monkeys approach from the east.
2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Gedxemtamshav on top of important buildings.
3. Never go into cyan rooms.
4. Gedxemtamshav loves bats, so they must be respected.
5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Gedxemtamshav in the centre of the settlement.