Sandhanfed is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent bird.

Sandhanfed created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandhanfed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandhanfed, it will turn you into a dog.

Sandhanfed's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sandhanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven moths approach from the west.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never feed wheat to turtles while wearing red trousers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always wear pink.