Kemmadfot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless whale.

Kemmadfot created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemmadfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kemmadfot, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kemmadfot's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Kemmadfot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Never wear purple shoes.