Zenfebdut is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous toad.

Zenfebdut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenfebdut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zenfebdut, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zenfebdut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zenfebdut's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zenfebdut seven times a day.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing black trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your feet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always help porpoises in need.