Sadhinjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring dragon.

Sadhinjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhinjarn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sadhinjarn, she will turn you into a tree.

Sadhinjarn's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Sadhinjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four goats approach from the east.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sadhinjarn.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Never play with disobedient children.